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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pepper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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