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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Stella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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