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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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