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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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