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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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