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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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