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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Toby eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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