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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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