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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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