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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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