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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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