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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊
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