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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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