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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bob eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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