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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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