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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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