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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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