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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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