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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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