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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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