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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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