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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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