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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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