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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮
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