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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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