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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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