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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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