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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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