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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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