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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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