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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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