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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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