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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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