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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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