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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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