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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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