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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Champ eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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