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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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