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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘
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