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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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