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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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