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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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