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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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