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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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