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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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