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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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