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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊
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