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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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