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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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