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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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