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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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