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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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